Beaver Dentata    Greg Keeler

Bunny and Beaver were tired
of having their names used
to symbolize female docility
and sexual passivity, so Beaver
got on Bunny's shoulders, they
draped a bear suit over themselves,
and they went roaring into a bar
where Fox and Coyote were
drinking beer. Unfortunately,
the bear suit got caught in the
door leaving them stripped of
their disguise. "Hey," said Coyote,
"would you look at the beaver on
that bunny." After that remark,
Bunny and Beaver discovered you
don't need a bear suit when you can
snap bones with your front teeth