Happy-Face Photo Op
Greg Keeler

"Say Cheese," said Coyote
as he framed Maggot, Pig
and Penguin in his viewfinder.
"Why is it always cheese?"
said Maggot. "He's right,"
said Penguin. "Why not
feces." "Well, excuse me,"
said Pig, "but I happen
to prefer cheese." "No, no,"
said Maggot, "we're not
talking about food. We're
talking about words you
can say to make your mouth
look like you're smiling,
though both cheese and feces
sound pretty tasty to me."