Wild and Crazy Progenitors
Greg Keeler

Oedipus and Coyote went
to the singles bar to pick
up females. "You're a sight
for sore eyes!" said Oedipus
to a woman who looked
astonishingly like his mother.
As they started to walk out
the door, Coyote said, "Hey,
what about me?" Oedipus's
date then whistled to the 
bartender and he plopped
a bag of mud on the seat 
where she had been sitting.
"Your place or mine?"
said Coyote to the mud.