Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 1                

Coyote's Writer's-Block Slob Suit

Coyote sat in front of
the typewriter disguised
as a white middle-class
slob cashing in on a
Native American tradition.
Coyote discovered that
it was very hard to write
without removing his disguise.
But when he did, he didn't
want to write at all.

Cow Pie Elitism

Coyote Ambled up to a large
cow pie and put his face in
it. He noticed dozens of
tiny flies around him doing
the same thing. "May I please
see your invitation," mumbled
one of the flies. "Sure, said
Coyote, producing a tiny yellow
card. "Thanks," said the fly.
"One must be so careful
these days."

Fuzzy Duck Chi-Chi

Fox stepped back 
from Coyote's latest
painting and tried to
be critically objective.
He particularly liked
the detailed shadowing
on the pink fuzzy 
duck, but the kitty 
seemed a bit out of
proportion, a bit
too chi-chi. Of course
he never mentioned
this to Coyote. 

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