Greg Keeler - Cheap Coyote Tricks

Sewer Bonanza

"Congratulations," said Marlin
Perkins. "You've just won a
NEW CAR!"
Coyote slumped to his knees
and gave thanks unto the
LORD.
To his surprise, Coyote's
knees were soaked. The
SEWER
in the studio had just
backed up.

Ersatz Golf Ball Joke Gone Awry

Coyote watched Crow playing golf
with Fox as his caddie. Crow
hooked a drive into the rough and
sent Fox to retrieve it. It was then
that Coyote decided to play a little
joke on Fox. He painted his nose
white and lay at the foot of a
tamarack tree with his nose
protruding into the short grass.
"Why are you lying at the foot
of a tamarack tree sticking your
painted nose into the short grass?"
asked Fox as he searched for
Crows ball. Coyote said nothing.
Puzzled, Fox continued his search
and later turned just in time to
hear Crow yell, "Fore!"
Coyote's little joke
had not worked very well.

Thanks N.R.A

Coyote had been
standing in line
for two hours
and was almost
at his goal
when another lady
appeared at an adjacent
desk and said,
"May I help someone
over here?"
No sooner had she said that
than everyone in line
behind Coyote rushed
over to her,
and the lady at the desk
in front of Coyote
said, "Sorry" and left.
"Oh well," said Coyote,
and he went out to his car,
got an AK-47,
and made soup
out of everybody.

The Scarlet Toilet

One day Coyote
ran into Hester Prynne
while he was sneaking
away from a church service.
"Why do you have that
A sewed on your breast?"
asked Coyote.
"It makes me feel
better about my sins,"
said Hester.
The next day, Coyote
Showed up at a
prayer meeting with a
toilet bolted to
the back of his head.