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Football Panties
Coyote grasped the
football in a manly
fashion and threw
it to Crow. The
football looked very
masculine sailing
through the air.
When Crow caught
the football, he yelled
in a bold booming
voice, "Hut hut," and
kicked the football
as if all of his manhood
depended on it.
The football, having
been kicked in such
a manful fashion,
burst open and
showered the gridiron
with panties. Beneath
the panties, one could
still hear the muffled
sounds of bold
masculine voices.
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Last Supper Block Print Potato
From his log cabin Coyote could
hear the thunder of hooves in
the night. Soon he heard a thud
on his doorstep where he found
his Idaho russet potato with a
picture of the Last Supper carved
into its flesh. With tears in his
eyes, Coyote rushed his potato
to the sink where he spent the
night bathing it in cool water.
The next morning Coyote's potato
felt much better, but their
relationship was never the same
again, for every time Coyote
would embrace the potato, it
would block-print The Last
Supper on his chest. |