Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 2                

 
Football Panties

Coyote grasped the
football in a manly
fashion and threw
it to Crow. The
football looked very
masculine sailing
through the air.
When Crow caught
the football, he yelled
in a bold booming
voice, "Hut hut," and
kicked the football
as if all of his manhood
depended on it.
The football, having
been kicked in such
a manful fashion,
burst open and
showered the gridiron 
with panties. Beneath
the panties, one could 
still hear the muffled
sounds of bold 
masculine voices. 

 
Last Supper Block Print Potato

From his log cabin Coyote could
hear the thunder of hooves in 
the night. Soon he heard a thud
on his doorstep where he found
his Idaho russet potato with a
picture of the Last Supper carved
into its flesh. With tears in his
eyes, Coyote rushed his potato
to the sink where he spent the
night bathing it in cool water.
The next morning Coyote's potato
felt much better, but their
relationship was never the same
again, for every time Coyote 
would embrace the potato, it
would block-print The Last 
Supper on his chest.

 

Museum Coyote

"Pardon me, where's
the bathroom?" Coyote
asked an attendant
at a large metropolitan 
museum. "I'm sorry
said the attendant, but 
our bathrooms are all
being repaired today."
A desperate look came
over Coyote's face
after the attendant left,
and he crept into a 
glassed-in display of
stuffed coyotes and peed.
Then Coyote realized that
he was not in a display case.
He was in a roomful
of peeing coyotes.

 

Coyote's Toilet Bowl Myth

Coyote swirled into the room
with a rose in his teeth,
clicking castanets. "ole!"
said Coyote as he tried to make
his paws click on the floor
beneath him. "You'll 
never become a myth like that,"
said Muskrat, floating in a
tub in an adjacent room so
that his back protruding from
the water resembled a continent.
"That's what you think," said
Coyote as he dropped his castanets
and padded toward the toilet bowl
with a knowing look on his face.
 

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