Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 3                

 
God Vs. the Buick Fish

A Small blue fish appeared
in the air before Coyote.
"I am the one," said
the fish. "The one what?" said
Coyote. "I forgot," said
the fish. "That's just as well,"
said Coyote, observing
another fish the size of Buick
looming up behind it.

  
Twinkies in Western Civ.

Coyote sat in a
Western Civ. class
drinking a Coke 
and eating a Twinkie.
Though the instructor
was understanding
and versed in the old ways,
he asked Coyote to stop
eating or leave the room.
Coyote left the room
and returned a century
later to a seminar
in Coke and Twinkies.


 

Montalbon and the Paddling Pie

"What has happened to 
your nose, Coyote?"
asked Muskrat. "It looks
like a balloon filled with mud."
"What has happened to 
your body?" responded
Coyote. "It looks like
a paddling pie made out
of fur." "You are both
very perceptive," said
Ricardo Montalban
cruising by in a
glistening black Chrysler.

 

 

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Coyote Gets Personified

The urban life was
getting Coyote down, 
so he decided to rough it.
He dug a hole in the
side of a mountain,
found a bitch in heat
and raised a brood,
but he grew paranoid
and started clinging
to a fundamentalist
religion, for everywhere
he went (especially
where sex was involved),
he heard a voice
similar to that 
of Marlin Perkins
narrating his life
and qualifying it with
certain moral overtones.