Montalbon and the Paddling Pie
"What has happened to
your nose, Coyote?"
asked Muskrat. "It looks
like a balloon filled with mud."
"What has happened to
your body?" responded
Coyote. "It looks like
a paddling pie made out
of fur." "You are both
very perceptive," said
Ricardo Montalban
cruising by in a
glistening black Chrysler.
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Coyote Gets Personified
The urban life was
getting Coyote down,
so he decided to rough it.
He dug a hole in the
side of a mountain,
found a bitch in heat
and raised a brood,
but he grew paranoid
and started clinging
to a fundamentalist
religion, for everywhere
he went (especially
where sex was involved),
he heard a voice
similar to that
of Marlin Perkins
narrating his life
and qualifying it with
certain moral overtones. |