Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 31               

 
Encounter Group Tragedy

This week's session
was a bit depressing
for Coyote. He had
suggested that group
members spend a few
days discovering their
inner child--which was
all well and good, except
for Guppy, Scorpion, and
Lawyer, who, out of 
instinct, ate their inner
children as soon as
they discovered them.

  
Love at First Sight

Badger was sure that
his clever outfit would
win the Halloween
contest hands down.
It had taken him weeks
to snip parts from
all of his old costumes
and sew them together
into something he liked
to call a "whatizit."
Unfortunately, Badger
never made it to the
party because on the
way, his costume was
ruined when a platypus
pushed him down 
and fucked him.

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

Fox sat beneath a weeping
willow plaintively strumming
a lute and singing this tune.
"When wilst the young spring breezes bring
thy merry song, oh Robin gay?
The winter hast a long time been.
A long time hast the sky been gray."
No sooner had Fox finished his
melody than Robin lit on a branch
above him, chirped a couple times,
and blew a load of crap on his lute.