Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 34               

 
Howdy

As Fox walked
out of the theater,
he felt like everyone
was staring at him in
respect and admiration.
The movie had been a
western and he was
wearing a cowboy hat.

  
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Coyote dreamed that
a committee decided
what direction his life
should take. When he
woke up, he had to have
his head surgically 
removed from his ass.

 
Spelunking in Utah

One day Coyote was exploring
a cave when he came upon a
glittering pair of enchanted
spectacles. When he put them
on, the mysteries of the cave
were opened to him and he saw
a pile of golden tablets lying in
a corner. Examining them
through his enchanted spectacles,
Coyote saw that the title page
of the tablets said THE BIBLE
ACCORDING TO THE N.R.A. He then 
picked a tablet randomly from
the the middle of the pile, and
this is what he read: "His
cross-hairs are on the sparrow."

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Every Little Snow Flake

Crow was feeling alone
in the universe, so he
wandered out into the
night where large soft
snowflakes were falling.
When a big fluffy flake
landed on a branch, he
whipped out a magnifying
glass and noticed the
incredible intricacies
of its design and thought
about how this one flake
was unique among all.
Like him, the flake was
isolated in its individuality
and this was not bad but good.
So enthralled was Crow 
with this revelation that
he wrote a children's book
called Every Little Snow Flake.