Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 36               

 
I Yam What I Yam

While digging in the jungle 
one day, Fox unearthed a 
yam that looked exactly like 
the Virgin Mary--and it
was weeping. With fear
and trembling, he rushed
the weeping yam to a nearby
monastery, a special order
that was in charge of weeping
things that look like Mary.
"Sorry," said a monk, "we
already have a whole room
full of weeping yams, but
we can always use a 
sobbing cheese if you
happen across one."

  
Plato Goes to Hell

When Plato died
and went to hell,
he found himself
chained to a chair
facing a slide screen
while Coyote made
hand shadows of
bunnies, birdies
and doggies in 
the beam of light
from the projector.

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