Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 37               

 
Oh Solo Mio

Coyote was excited because
he had been asked by a high
ranking member of the Catholic
church to sing in a trio before 
the Pope. But when his big
moment arrived, Coyote felt
a bit let down. It wasn't so
much that he minded being 
chained to the organ grinder.
It was just that the monkey
kept biting him on the 
scrotum to make sure 
he hit the high notes.

  
Coyote's Lobbying Workshop

Coyote gave a 
workshop on
how to lobby 
on Capitol Hill.
For starters he
blew up frayed
life-sized dolls of
Jesse Helms and
Phil Graham
and gave them 
tongue baths.

 
No Cigar

After watching a beer
commercial which equated
the pleasure of drinking
beer with the pleasure of
looking at a woman's butt,
Fox bought a case of beer 
and drank it. Later, with
his head hanging over
the toilet, Fox thought,
"Close, but no cigar."

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Flattered But Not Surprised

Coyote took pride in his
Native American ancestry,
but he also felt a certain
sense of accomplishment
for his smooth adjustment 
to the dominant culture. 
Thus, he was flattered
but not surprised when
he found his name among
others no less than the likes
of Clarence Thomas in a
book called Apples and Oreos:
Minority Success Stories.