Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 40               

 
Anything But Banjos

Coyote looked down at his
own body, lying on a gurney
in an operating room, then
he drifted through the ceiling
and into a long white tunnel.
At the end of the tunnel was
an angel playing a banjo.
"Do you know if I'm in heaven?"
said Coyote? "No," said the
angel, "but if you'll hum
a few bars, I'll fake it."

  
Sheep Joke Compromise

Sheep was offended because
he had heard goat
in the hall saying
things to his friends like
Q: How many sheep does it
take to screw in a light bulb?
A: If there's a faulty socket,
it will take an infinite number
because they will all step up and
take their turn at being electrocuted.
One day Sheep accosted Goat
and said, "Stop telling 
those sheep jokes."
"Only if you'll get on this
conveyer belt leading to
the slaughter house," said Goat.
"Sounds like a deal to me," said Sheep.

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