Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 41               

 
Mae West Salmon

Are you trailing 
pina coladas from
your butt, or are
you just happy
to see me?

  
Bug and Zeus

Zeus sprang aloft
onto the parapets
of the thunderheads
with the intention of
shouting, "I, Zeus, am 
the one true God," so
that all around might
know. Unfortunately
he got a bug in his eye
on the way and wound up
sort of mumbling quietly
while he dabbed at his
eye with a handkerchief.
After a while, the bug 
climbed out of his eye 
and yelled, "Pardon me,
but did you say, 'I choose
panda dung, you clod'"? 
"Never Mind," said Zues.

 
God's Goggles

Coyote asked God,
"I understrand how
you could make a lamb, 
but how could you make
something as big and
scary as a tiger?"
"Special goggles,"
said God.

 

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Wild and Crazy Progenitors

Oedipus and Coyote went
to the singles bar to pick
up females. "You're a sight
for sore eyes!" said Oedipus
to a woman who looked
astonishingly like his mother.
As they started to walk out
the door, Coyote said, "Hey,
what about me?" Oedipus's
date then whistled to the 
bartender and he plopped
a bag of mud on the seat 
where she had been sitting.
"Your place or mine?"
said Coyote to the mud.