Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 43               

 
Not Exactly an Abba Dabba Honeymoon

Fox and Coyote started
a business called Waste
Not Want Not and followed
the American armed forces
around the world harvesting
organs for transplants
from all of the casualties
they inflicted. Business was
booming as they piloted a
huge jet transport in from
Iraq with tons of fresh
organs, but a large group
of Christian businessmen made
them return the load, supposedly
on moral grounds, but
actually because they were
shareholders in a baboon farm.

  
Coyote Attempts to Join the Busy

And Coyote went unto
the land of the busy 
and some were folding
and unfolding pieces 
of paper, and some were
putting paper clips on
other pieces of paper
and Coyote, desiring to
live among these people,
picked up a piece of paper
and put a paper clip on it.
And suddenly there arose a
cry from the busy: "Leavest
thou our land at once, for it
taketh at least two pieces
of paper before thou 
puttest on a paper clip."
And that is how Coyote 
came to be banished from
the Land of the Busy.

 
The True Story of Easter 

One morning Bunny was
sitting beneath an apple
tree when Snake poked
his head out and said,
"Why don't you try one
of these apples. Not
only are they delicious;
they'll also make you
smart." At that moment,
Jesus, who just happened
to be passing by, overheard,
dashed over to the tree, and
grabbed the biggest, reddest
apple, just as Bunny was 
reaching for it. "Mine,"
said Jesus, and he took
a big noisy bite. "You idiot,"
yelled Snake. "I was trying
to trick this dumb Bunny into 
eating the apple of crucifixion.
Now you get crucified and
and all this rabbit has to do
is hide eggs from kids."

Remus Uncensored

"Skin me alive, but please
don't throw me in that
briar patch," said Bunny
to Fox and Bear.
"O.k," said Fox and Bear.

 

 

 

 

 

 


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