Cheap Coyote Tricks      by Greg Keeler         Page 6                 

 
The Art of Infinite Mediocrity

On the wall in the picture
was a picture of Coyote
painting a picture of himself.
The picture didn't look
much like Coyote.

  
Coyote Ad Nauseum

"The trouble with Coyote,"
said Fox, "is that....."
Suddenly Coyote came rolling
a huge doughnut across
the horizon. "See," 
said Fox, "it's a good 
joke, but he just doesn't
know when to quit."


 

Coyote and the Refrigerator Gods

Coyote reached for the fly
swatter and smashed a fly on
his refrigerator. At the thwap
of Coyote's swatter, Mohammed
swung out of the meat section
and gave the fly a couple of
extra stomps. At the sound of
the stomps, Brahma leaned out
of the vegetable section and wept. 
Coyote reached in the refrigerator,
grabbed a beer and slammed
the door in their faces.


 

The Ground Was Too Hard

Coyote and Crow went 
trout fishing, Crow used
a graphite rod;
Scientific Angler line,
leader and tippet;
and dry flies.
Coyote used plastic
explosives. The
ground was too hard
to dig worms.

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