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Cheap Coyote Tricks by Greg Keeler Page 7 |
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Hunter and Marlin Cash in on Coyote Coyote was hitch-hiking from Vegas to L.A. when a skinny, shaky man with sunglasses and lots of pills picked him up in a Cadillac convertible. The man kept popping pills and drinking Jack Daniels and Coyote began to get nervous for he did not want to die in a car wreck. Just then, Coyote realized why this man was so nervous. Above them in a dirt-brown helicopter was Marlin Perkins and a man with slick black hair wearing a safari suit. They were trying to narrate the life of the skinny, shaky man. "Why is this happening?" asked Coyote. "This is not happening," said the skinny, shaky man. "This is FEAR AND LOATHING IN THE WILD KINGDOM.” |
Glog Finds an Interplanetary Rest Stop While the dentist dug around in Coyote's mouth and a suction tube burbled and schlorped, he asked Coyote things like, "Think it'll stay sunny tomorrow?" and Coyote would say things like "Glog" and "Fungle." From his galactic cruiser, invisible outside the clinic window, Glog stopped eavesdropping, leapt through the window, stuck the suction tube down his pants and said, "Fungle," which meant both please and thank you in his native tongue.
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