ALL YOU CAN EAT
© Greg Keeler 1992

White Fish Blues

When I see rainbow jumpin',
Make me want to pinch my barb 'cause she's so fine.
Yes, when I see rainbow jumpin',
Make me want to pinch my barb 'cause she's so fine.
But when I see white fish poppin in a patch of scum, Baby,
I don't even want to wet my line.

Your rainbow's gonna leap against the line, Honey.
Don't you know, your brown trout's gonna dig.
Yes, you're rainbow's gonna leap against the line, Honey.
Don't you know your brown trout's gonna dig.
But your white fish's gonna get down on all fours and wallow, Baby,
Sort of like you snagged a passing pig.

Your brook trout look like jewelry.
Diamonds and rubies shine like stars.
Yes, your brook trout look like jewelry.
Diamonds and rubies shine like stars.
But your white dog look like something sold only on television,
That you'd use to vacuum out your car.