Bad Science Fiction
© Greg Keeler 1987

Cow College Calypso

Well, they teacha de student de agribuisness.
No no no no, don't go to cow college.
Run de small farmer out of business.
No no no no, don't go to cow college.
Small farmer can't pay for de education.
No no no no no don't go to cow college.
Cow college got to cut de position.
No no no no don't go to cow college.
Then, God bless their dull and little rational hearts.
No no no no do not go to cow college
They cut the position in de liberal arts.
La la la la la don't go to cow college.

Please, Mr. man with de budget,
Why do you not give me a raise.
He say, "What you want a raise for.
We don't got hard money. We only got soft money.
Get a grant."
No, please don't make me get a grant.
No no no don't go to cow college.

Yes, they teacha de student de agribusiness.
No no no no don't go to cow college.
Run de small farmer out of business.
No no no no no don't go to cow college.
Small farmer can't pay for de education.
No no no no don't go to cow college.
Cow college got to cut de position.
La la la la la don't go to cow college.

No, don't go to cow college, no no.
Don't go to cow college no no.
No no no no no no no no,
Don't go to cow college no no.