MONTANA IN TIME
© Greg Keeler 1989

Paleolythic Pep Song
(to Notre Dame Fight Song)

Kill, kill that big hairy beast.
If we don't it's famine. If we do it's feast.
Drive him underneath a ledge,
And roll a big boulder on his head.
We're small and smart, but he's big and dumb.
His size just can't beat an opposable thumb.
Victory means in the Paleolythic we're number one.

We roam the mountains and valleys in packs.
We hide in ambush, then we attack.
We'll take our protein anywhere:
A sloth or a camel, an elk or bear.
We can build fires, and we can use tools.
We can out-smart these big fuzzy fools.
With our technology no doubt,
We'll kill it and gut it out.