Song Lyrics

Proud to Be Proud   

I’m proud I’m a man,
and I’m proud I’m right handed.
I’m proud I was born well endowed.

I’m proud of my Ford
and my team when they’ve scored
and I’m proud I can drive when I’m plowed.

I’m proud of George Bush,
and I’m proud of my tush,
and I’m proud I can fart really loud.
And I’m proud to be proud to be proud to be
proud to be proud to be proud to be proud.

I’m proud to be white,
and I’m proud that I’m right,
and I’m proud I’m obnoxious and loud.

I’m proud of my gun 
and that we’re number one,
and proud I ain’t part of the crowd.

I’m proud of my flag,
and I’m proud I’m no fag
and I’m proud of my gut when I’ve chowed.
and I’m proud to be proud to be proud to be
proud to ber proud to be proud to be proud.

I’m proud at all costs 
there’s no wars that we’ve lost,
no victors to which we have bowed.

I’m proud I’ve got guts,
and I’m proud I kick butt,
and I take the revenge that I’ve vowed.

I’m proud I’m a Christian
and proud I don’t question
the reasons I have to be proud.
Yes, I’m proud to be proud to be proud to be
proud to be proud to be proud to be proud.

And as my mama used to say when I’d come home pants crappin’ drunk,
“Well, Gregory, I certainly hope you’re proud of yourself,”
And I’d say, “Gosh, Mom, now that you mention it,
I’m proud to be proud to be proud proud to be 
proud to be proud to be proud to be proud.”