SHEEP, LIES, AND AUDIO TAPE
© Greg Keeler 1991

A Change or Two

Babe, don't you know I love your lips as read as wine?
And it would make me proud to call you mine
If they were just a little fatter.
So Babe, why don't you get a little collagen injection?
You might avoid my ultimate rejection,
Or don't you think it matters?

Chorus:
'Cause Babe, don't you know I love you just the way you are,
Though you chould prob'ly be a movie star.
And Babe, don't you know that you could prob'ly
Be a beauty queen
Like a girl in a Playboy Magazine.

Babe, don't you know I love your eyes as brown as fall?
But I'll bet that we could really have a ball
If they were just a little louder.
So Babe, why don't you get some colored contact lenses?
They might sharpen up your senses
And make me even prouder.

Chorus

Babe, don't you know I love your breasts like alabaster?
But they'd draw attention so much faster
If they were just a little plumper.
So Babe, a little extra silicone might work some wonders,
Yes, a girl could really steal some thunder,
Or else her guy might dump her.

Chorus

Babe, you know I love your waist so smooth and small?
But you could make the guys all climb the wall
If it was just a little slimmer.
So Babe, why don't you get a little bit of liposuction
For some instant weight reduction?
You know I'd like you trimmer.

Chorus

Babe, don't you know I loved you more when you were younger?
But any more you don't inspire that hunger
You used to when I met you.
So Babe, till they invent a time machine,
I guess I'll have to find a girl who's in her teens
And try to forget you.

Chorus (revised):
'Cause Babe, don't you know I loved you just the way you were?
But any more I'm just not quite so sure.
And Babe, like an old used car, I guess it's time to trade you in.
Sorry Baby, some girls just can't win.
Oh Babe,
Oh Babe.