SHEEP, LIES, AND AUDIO TAPE
Greg Keeler 1991

Manly Men

Chorus:
We're men among men and manly men.
Yes, manly men are we.
We're men among manly men among manly,
Manly men are we.

We'll sail up north and cross the ice
And cross the barren snow fields.
You've gotta be tough, and you've gotta be a man
To club the baby harp seal,
To club the baby harp seal.

Chorus 1

We'll drive out west on a buffalo hunt
In a venture bold and daring.
We'll shoot one again and again and again
While the others stand there staring.
While the others stand there staring.

Chorus 1

When we shoot him down, he'll get back up,
So we'll shoot him down again.
But he'll get back up, so we'll shoot him down
'Cause we are manly man.

Chorus 2:
And a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
When a man is a man among men,
And a man among men's gotta do what a man's
Gotta do as a man among men.

We'll hunt the black rhinoceros down
On the plain so dry and hot.
We'll blow him over and take his horn
And leave the rest to rot,
Yes, leave the rest to rot.

Chorus 2

We'll take that horn and sell it to
Our Taiwanese connections.
They'll grind it up into medicine
So men can get erections,
So men can get erections.

Chorus 2

Chorus 1