SHEEP, LIES, AND AUDIO TAPE
© Greg Keeler 1991

PC Blues

I'm gonna sit down and sing you some blues, Baby.
Gonna try my best to be politically correct.
Yes, I'm gonna sit down and sing you some blues, Baby.
Gonna try my best to be politically correct.
And so you won't mistake me for the white patriarchal power structure, Baby,
I'm gonna sing this song with an African American dialect.

I got them PC blues baby.
They won't let me call my baby Gal.
I got them PC blues baby.
Lord, they won't let me call my baby Gal.
Lord, they won't evel let me call my baby Baby, Baby.
If I can't call her woman, Lord, I'm throwin' in the towel.

All you brothers and sisters of color,
Have mercy on this Anglo-Saxon Protestant male.
All you brothers and sisters of color,
Have mercy on this Anglo-Saxon Protestant male.
The Founding Fathers never needed no quota system, Honey.
No, not when natives were fair game and slaves were for sale.