TRASH FISH
© Greg Keeler 1994

FTV: The Fishing Channel Theme Song

Get the chips and grab a beer
And sit back in your easy chair.
The great outdoors is coming to you.
Yes, round the clock our fishing trips
Are right here at your finger tips
Without your even having to move.
Yes, you can put away your rod,
And put away your reel,
And put away your trailer and boat.
Yes, today's your lucky day to
Be a fishing couch-potato,
And all you gotta do is punch your remote.
Yes forget about mosquitoes
And go grab yourself some Fritos.
This is just about as good as it gets.
You can go fishing everywhere
While you're remaining sedentary,
And you don't even have to get wet.
They can dam all the rivers.
They can mine all the hills.
They can cut down every last tree.
Yes, you can leave 'em all behind
And just go fishing in your mind
Here on FTV.
Yes, your modern thinking man'l
Always pick the fishing channel
For his television angling spree,
So for 'round the clock enjoyment,
Just recline your La-Z-Boy,
And leave it all to FTV.
Yes, leave it all to FTV.