Songs & Lyrics by Greg Keeler
The following songs are currently available on cassette tapes and CD
How To Order Troutball

How to order the other songs (e-mail Greg directly)

 "Proud to Be Proud"
 This song was popular in England where it was played on the BBC in the first half of 2002

Lyrics to "Proud to Be Proud"

The fishing songs on Troutball were culled from the music collections below.

Whitefish Blues  
Neoprene Waders 
Little Bitch Creek 
Confession Of The Born Again Purist Flashabugger Tango 
The ground was too hard  
Favorite Baits 
FTV Theme  
Duct Tape Psalm 
Latter Day Worm Fisherman
Ode To Rough Fish 

 

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Bad Science Fiction
Cow College Calypso
Do Not Ask
Montana Banana Belt Cowboy
Nuclear Waste Blues
Is The Ouzel Stupid

If Bears Could Whistle
Nuclear Dioxin Queen
Whats Left Of The West

Ode To Rough Fish
Take Me Back
Sermon
Duct Tape Psalm
Modern Problems Dancing

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Ballad Of Billy Montana
I Don't Waltz (and She Don't Rock & Roll)
Drinkin My Blues Away
Miles City Buckin' Horse Sale
Latter Day Worm Fisherman
Fossil Fuel Cowboy
Montana Cowboy
Cold Dead Fingers
Last Great American Cookout
I call My Momma Poppa
Good Morning Sailor
Make Bucks, Get Rich
Roll On Missouri

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P-U-B-L-I-C L-A-N-D-S
Post-Modern Romance
Swiss Army Beatitudes
Post-Modern Blues
Rain Forest Rider
Give Us Fiber
Gone Gone Gone
Favorite Baits
Confession of the Born Again Purist
Bunny Hell
Rygate Montana Testicle Festival
Wildlife Show Narrative
Lament O' The Laundromat

Lady Please Drive Me Back to Oklahoma 'Fore I'm Driven to Tears

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Writers & Cowboys
I Forgot
One Of Her Own
Wise Use
Grandma's House (Poem)
Subdivide
Cowboy's Lament
Trash Fish
Bunny & Beaver (Poem)
Robin's Reply (Poem)
Wilderness Ranger
Cliffside Honeymoon (Poem)
Speedy Critters
Flashabugger Tango
Encounter Group (Poem)
Class Clowns (Poem)
FTV Theme
Mr. Real Estate Man
Hotel Livingston
Easter Story (Poem)

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SONGS & POEMS (available on tape)
Post Western Blues
Hamster Wheel (Poem)
The Presidents Answering Machine
Cyanide Trap (Poem)
Assimilate
Ham Sports Car (Poem)
WD-40 Polka
Buffalo Scrotum (Poem)
Little Bitch Creek
Cheeze Shoes (Poem)
Gregory Of The Earth
Shoe Lake (Poem)
Dirt Bike Call
Sheepish Moose
Mexican Serenade
Musical Mouse Sponge (Poem)
Manly Men
Bowling Ball Panties (Poem)
A Change Or Two
Sweat Lodge (Poem)
I Feel Like Canada
The Truth (Poem)
P.C. Blues
Cow Pie (Poem)
New World Order Rag
Bee Tree (Poem)

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SONGS (available on tape)
House Husband Blues
Darlin I'm Sorry
Suckin' Up To The Status Quo
Bozeman, MT
Enquiring Minds
Kinder Gentler Song
Mount Graham Sam
Waddell's Grant Song
Forest Circus
Endorphin High
Its a baby
An Excuse To Go Drinkin
Planet Of Morons
Nothing Happened

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White Guy Dancin'
Museum Coyote (Poem)
N.Y.C. Or What?
Fiction (Poem)
Who'll Play The Lead?
Bunny Chic (Poem)
Mr Temper
Singing Mammals (Poem)
Night is Through
Scab Fly Droid (Poem)
Polystyrene Pellets
Hot Dog Epiphany (Poem)
All You Can Eat!
Beyond Pizza Cheese (Poem)
Whitefish Blues
The Ground Was Too Hard (Poem)
Codependent Cowgirl
Last Supper Potato (Poem)
Neoprene Waders
The Learned Astronomer (Poem)
New Age Cowboy
Dog and Pony (Poem)
Coyotes and Cowboys
Toaster Taboo (Poem)

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SONGS (available on tape)
Little Bitty Bugs
There'll Come A Revolution
Talking Sweet Bye & Bye
Facilitators From The Sky
Talking Interface Blues
Old Friends and Lovers
Big Budget Woman (words by Michael Sexson)
Church Bells
Ski Yellowstone
Idaho
Death Valley Days
Dark Clouds

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SONGS
Montana In Time
Duck-Billed Dinosaur Blues
Paleolithic Pep Song
Crazy Horse
Lewis and Clark Rag
Winnie WinnieBago
Post Modern Blues
What's Left Of The West
Miles City Bucking Horse Sale
Cold Dead Fingers
Ski Yellowstone
Itty Bitty Bugs

 

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Nuclear Dioxin Queen  is a compilation of songs from the works above - except for "No Dog Bathroom" which appeared here only.

SONGS
WD-40 Polka
Manly Men
Lady Please,  Drive Me Back To Oklahoma

Lament O The Laundromat
Nuclear Dioxin Queen
No Dog Bathroom
New Age Cowboy
talking Interface Blues
Do Not Ask
Bad Science Fiction