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Epiphany Of The Weeping Sucker
While I was listening to my "Troutball"
CD on my walkman, I caught this beautiful sucker on a leech imitation just
as the song, "Trash Fish," started to play. And to top it off, the sucker
appeared to be weeping--sort of like the weeping Mary's people make
pilgrimages to worship. This is the closest I have ever come to a religious
experience, so I erected a little monument of Hostess Ding Dongs on the
exact spot. Now on Sunday mornings, instead of going to church, I can go to
my little Ding Dong altar (which, owing to a plethora of preservatives,
should last into perpetuity), slump to my knees, and play "Troutball" hymns.
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