Epiphany Of The Weeping Sucker
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While I was listening to my "Troutball" CD on my walkman, I caught this beautiful sucker on a leech imitation just as the song, "Trash Fish," started to play. And to top it off, the sucker appeared to be weeping--sort of like the weeping Mary's people make pilgrimages to worship. This is the closest I have ever come to a religious experience, so I erected a little monument of Hostess Ding Dongs on the exact spot. Now on Sunday mornings, instead of going to church, I can go to my little Ding Dong altar (which, owing to a plethora of preservatives, should last into perpetuity), slump to my knees, and play "Troutball" hymns.              

Spiritually Yours,    Claud Cloaca

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